Words can't describe how this makes us feel. Even your wife hates this. Need we say more?
The Backwards Baseball Cap
I can forgive this look on a 5 year-old but on an adult? NO! Unless you're a catcher on a pro baseball team, kindly wear your sweat-stained cap correctly. Thank you.
Baggy Pants Hanging Off Butt
This just looks plain stupid. Reminds me of a baby's diaper hanging down. Definitely not cool and makes me want to go up to a guy and yank his pants up where they belong.
Fanny Packs ...NOT!
You can wear one of these if you're hiking in the mountains, otherwise please avoid. There's just something about it that doesn't quite work.
The Socks with Sandals Debacle

Arghhhhhh! Now pay attention...If it's hot enough for sandals, it's too hot to wear socks. If it's cold enough to wear socks, it's too cold for sandals. Got it?
Pants Pulled Too High Up The Waist
A short lesson on pants: they are supposed to stop at the waist, not the chest! I can't figure out what dudes are thinking when they do this.
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